I'm open!

What will I write about?

A little bit of everything; I personally don't really like all sorts of microblogs, but here I'll try to write about interesting and topical things, for example, about politics, about life, about idiots and other things that might interest an anon. So, wait for the first news item; it has probably already appeared while I was writing all this. Come on in, I don't mind anyone; feel free not to flood, not to feed the trolls, not to fap.
P.S. No swearing in the blog, f***!